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A Portion of Dragon and Chips (Audiobook) by Simon Haynes

Narrated by Graeme Hague

Running time: 7 hours 30 minutes (approx)

Welcome to the Old Kingdom!

Dodge dragons, fight knights, help halflings ... it's tough being a robot in a medieval kingdom. Worst of all, there's nowhere to recharge!

Featuring Clunk - the beloved robot from the Hal Spacejock series - as well as the oddball protagonists from The Desolator, this novel promises to bring you the biggest laughs of the year.

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