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Dragon and Chips Omnibus One (Audiobook) by Simon Haynes

Narrated by Graeme Hague

Running time: 24 hours (approx)

Contains all three audiobooks in the first Dragon and Chips trilogy.

Book One:

Welcome to the Old Kingdom!

Dodge dragons, fight knights, help halflings ... it's tough being a robot in a medieval kingdom. Worst of all, there's nowhere to recharge!

Featuring Clunk - the beloved robot from the Hal Spacejock series - as well as the oddball protagonists from The Desolator, this novel promises to bring you the biggest laughs of the year.

Book Two:

Events are unfolding at a breakneck pace in the Old Kingdom!

Laugh as your favourite characters spit in the face of danger ... then run for the hills.
Admire the verbal jousting and witty wordplay ... or is it the other way round?
Gasp as kings and queens lose their heads.
'Enjoy' the groanworthy puns and suffer the slings and arrows of poorly-trained archers.

But wait, there's more ...
Prepare to be amazed as you learn exactly what Clunk's building in his makeshift workshop!

This novel is a sequel to A Portion of Dragon and Chips, which must be read first to maximise your enjoyment and my royalties.

Book Three:

Come and pet our angry, fire-breathing dragons. Take a dip with mighty sea serpents in our lovely warm seas. Play catch-the-arrow with merry elven warriors. Drink beer* with the dwarves.

For an unforgettable experience, the Old Kingdom is the ideal destination for your next holiday**

Survival is optional, and highly unlikely.

*Similarity to actual beer not guaranteed.

**Travel insurance not available.

***This is what three asterisks look like when you put them in a row.

A Pair of Nuts on the Throne is book three in the Robot vs Dragons series. To maximise your enjoyment, this description is completely devoid of spoilers, or indeed, useful information of any kind.****

****Trust me, if you've read the first two books you know what you're getting, and if you haven't you're on the wrong product page.

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The Dragon and Chips Trilogy ... three fantasy comedy novels by Simon Haynes


A Portion of Dragon and Chips A Butt of Heads A Pair of Nuts on the Throne The Desolator (free!) Dragon and Chips Omnibus One


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