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The Hal Spacejock Series (Teen/Adult)


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Hal Spacejock 07 Big Bang

Book seven in the Hal Spacejock series
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A house clearance job sounds like easy money, but rising floodwaters, an unstable landscape and a surprise find are going to make life very difficult for Hal and Clunk.

Hal Spacejock 07 Big Bang is book seven in the Hal Spacejock series.


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Frequently Asked Questions (Updated March 2014)



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