I'm Simon Haynes, programmer and author. Welcome to my website.

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Miscellaneous Articles

This section of the site contains a brief discussion of a few of my hobbies, interests and sports. Who knows, someone reading this might discover a new passion.

Topics I intend to discuss include Archery (shooting things), Golf (hitting things), Home maintenance (mostly breaking things), Australian Rules Football (men hitting each other), Formula One (drivers crashing things), Computer gaming (trying to shoot, hit, break and crash things) and Flower Pressing (crushing things). Finally, 'Rants' contains a list of things which drive me nuts.

Oh, and I lied about the flower pressing.