A pair of misfits accept an impossible cargo job. Can they beat the odds and deliver?

Buckle up for mayhem, mischief and payback as a creaky old robot and a down-on-his-luck space pilot turn the tables on the bad guys... and each other.

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A Robot Named Clunk (Audiobook)

Narrated by Graeme Hague

Running time: 8 hours 10 minutes (approx)

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