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The Hal Spacejock Series (Teen/Adult)


H2 2018


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Hal Spacejock 04 No Free Lunch by Simon Haynes


• 2008 Aurealis Award Finalist

• Finalist, 2008 Ditmar Award

• Winner, 2008 WASFF award

A cunning rival determined to ruin Hal's business, an attractive trainee peace officer facing a dangerous investigation and a planet with more bugs than a new operating system ... When Hal and Clunk set out to make a fresh start, this wasn't exactly what they had in mind.

Now Hal must choose: take on the rival to save his own business, or help the trainee with her first - and possibly last - investigation?

Whatever he decides, it's No Free Lunch for Hal Spacejock!

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The Hal Spacejock sci fi comedy series features robots in space, many pratfalls, british and australian humour, space travel and future history (in a distant galactic empire.) If you like Australian (or british!) style jokes and gags, you'll love this science fiction series.



Categories:

Space travel

Robots

Science Fiction

Pratfalls

Comedy

Sci fi

British Humour

British Spelling

Australian Author

SF Series

Mystery

Romance

Peace Force

Rivalry

Published NaNoWriMo Novel



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